Isn't It Time You Owned Your Very Own Song?
Often, when a popular song comes on the radio, someone will say, “That’s my song!” This is meant to indicate that the song currently playing means a great deal to the party who just proclaimed ownership. Of course the song is not really theirs! It can’t be because at the exact same time all over the world, there are thousands of other like-minded people saying, “That’s my song,” and they’re saying it about the exact same song. Once a song is published, sent over the airwaves, piped through Internet cables, pressed onto thousands of compact discs or vinyl albums, played into the ears of men, women, and children all over the world, no one can truly claim ownership. It’s everybody’s song now.
Well, stand back, ladies and gentlemen. Here is your opportunity to own a unique, one-of-a-kind Hussalonia song, guaranteed never to be released! Should you choose not to play this song for anyone else, you will be the only person in the world to hear it. (Beside its creator, of course.)
That’s right, for a mere $100 (USD) Hussalonia founder Jesse Mank will write and record an original song, send a high-quality MP3 to your email address, and then delete all the original files. You will be the only person in the world with a copy of the song!
But wait, there’s more!
You will be allowed a limited amount of input in the creation of this song. When you place your order using the form below, you’ll not only be able to indicate what kind of song you’d prefer, but you’ll also be allowed to write a maximum of 100 characters to Hussalonia founder Jesse Mank, directing him in the creation of your very own personal song. Amazing? Sure. But as always, there are rules. Please read the order form carefully before you agree to the terms. If you have additional questions, contact us before you order.
If you are concerned about the quality of your song, consider this: Hussalonia founder Jesse Mank is accustomed to giving his songs away for free. Imagine your favorite Hussalonia song; you probably paid nothing for it! Hussalonia will do its best to earn the $100 you are paying by giving you a fully realized, quality pop song that could easily fit into the Hussalonia canon. Our first customer, Sam C. of Kenmore, NY, writes, "There's a certain pride in knowing that there is something that is unequivocally yours, and it really is an exhilarating feeling to listen to a song that was made just for you." Sam should feel exhilerated; he's the only person in the world who has the Hussalonia song "Now Some Later Always Before." But don't covet Sam's song, get your own!
IMPORTANT: You are commisioning an original work of art, not a customized product. While you can request that a song be about some specific subject or perhaps even use someone’s name, Hussalonia reserves the right to use your instructions as it sees fit. There are no guarantees that your requests will be met in any specific manner. We can only guarantee that whatever you write in the instruction box will have some influence on the song.